Boy, I leave Malibu Barbie alone for three days and look what happens! Bullwinkle moves in!We came home to more mail than any person could possible go through in a year, way too many emails (I was so exhausted going through it, I accidentally deleted 154 Spam messages, and not all of them were about enlarging parts of my anatomy, either.) I am aching to work on my novel, and I just remembered that today is Good Friday which means it will be blessedly quiet.
We bought this airbed to take to my mother's because her beds are really uncomfortable, but this airbed was even worse! For some reason, it was freezing cold and we had to layer a blanket on the bottom, which didn't help much. It also kept losing air so it felt like a waterbed, which was odd and unsettling. I wanted to marry our bed when we came home and I saw it.
Ok, so I am still tired and cranky. Anyone know any jokes?
Welcome home!! The host of the seder we went to on Wed. told several really bad jokes but they are SO bad (and so off-color) that I do not dare repeat them here.
ReplyDeleteWelcome home.
ReplyDeleteI think I'm clairvoyant.
I knew I was going to say that.
C:
ReplyDeleteActual personals that appeared in Israeli newspapers:
Worried about in-law meddling? I'm an orphan! Write. POB74.
Desperately seeking shmoozing! Retired senior citizen desires female companion 70+ for kvetching, kvelling, and krechtzing. Under 30 is also OK. POB 64
Nice Jewish guy, 38. No skeletons. No baggage. No personality. POB 78
I was reform as an embryo, conservative as a fetus, orthodox from birth. Seeking same. POB 46
Jewish male, 34, very successful, smart, independent, self-made. Looking for girl whose father will hire me. POB 53
80-year-old bubby, no assets, seeks handsome, virile Jewish male, under 35. Object matrimony. I can dream, can't I? POB 545
Welcome home!!!!
J